I bet we could do some good interval training together.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Your beauty is blinding.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
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