Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Funny meat-ing you here.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
God was just showing off when he made you.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
Do you squat here often?
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
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