“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Want to be workout buddies?
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Are you a model?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
You look like trash, may I take you out?
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
You make my heart skip a beet.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
You had me at ruff.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
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