I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
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