How about you and I form a binary system?
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
I can be your travel pillow.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
You are the square to my root.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Your lab or my lab?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
You sweep me off my feet!
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
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