If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Can I be your next varietal?
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Wanna churn butter with me?
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
God was just showing off when he made you.
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
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