You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Nathan compares to you
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
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