I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
When are you due back in heaven?
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
You sweep me off my feet!
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
Hello Boo-tiful.
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
I cannoli have eyes for you.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Are you a red light because stop.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
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