Haida there, gorgeous.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
You had me at ruff.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
How about you and I form a binary system?
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
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