Til death do us part and then some, dear.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
Here's to a big opening weekend.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
I want you for no raisin.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
I know you don’t Naomi, but I hope you will soon
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
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