On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
In space, no one can hear us scream.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Your lab or my lab?
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
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