I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
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