How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Your beauty is blinding.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
I like you cherry much.
Please, please me
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
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