Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
You look good on your yoga mat.
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
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