Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
I think I glove you.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
It's always a first class trip with me.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
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