You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
You read, white, and blew my mind.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
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