Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
You just caused a heat wave.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
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