Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
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