I think we'd make a cute pear.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
So … do you run here often?
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
How much will $20 get me?
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
I can score from multiple positions.
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
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