Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
It's always a first class trip with me.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
I'd love to see you s'more.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Are you a red light because stop.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Lettuce go on a long drive.
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