How much will $20 get me?
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
You leave me Wonton more.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.