I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
When are you going to invite me to church?
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
You are my density!
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
Wanna churn butter with me?
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
You dropped something. My jaw.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
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