Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
You’re more special than relativity.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
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