You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Nice life preservers.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Namastay here or come home with me?
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
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