Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
How about a kanga-root?
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
I less than three you.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You had me at ruff.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
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