Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
Here comes the sun of my life
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
Someone said you were looking for me.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
I want to stretch with you.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Want to become my new personal best?
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
You're my missing ingredient.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
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