You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
You’re more special than relativity.
My fridge is hotter than you.
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
We're donion rings.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
How was Heaven when you left it?
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