Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
I'm Havana dream about you.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
You're like baseball: You make me all nervous
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
How about we get down to monkey business?
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
When are you due back in heaven?
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
I can't let it be until I get your number.
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
You had me at taco.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
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