If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Permission to board?
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
You set my heart bonfire.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
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