If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
I want you. I knead you.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Wow, you drive me Davi
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
You dropped something. My jaw.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
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