In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
You are the object of my preposition.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Wow, you drive me Davi
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Can I be your next varietal?
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
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