“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single.” – Billy Crystal
“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”— Will Rogers
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” —Franklin P. Adams
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
"Most people work just hard enough to not get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit." ~ George Carline
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.” —Tom Snyder
"Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due." ~Author Unknown
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.” – Rebecca Johnson
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
“If you think money doesn’t grow on trees, you ain’t checking every limb.” – Chamillionaire
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money." ~ Henny Youngman
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
"It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are." ~ Anonymus
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." ~Author Unknown
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
"If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“The poor have more children, but the rich have more relatives.” – Unknown
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.” —Addison H. Hallock
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." ~ J. Paul Getty
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for plastic surgery." ~ Joan Rivers
“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt” – Earl Wilson
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain