“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.” – Steve Martin
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“If there is a WILL, there are 500 relatives.” – Anonymous
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
“People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”—Joan Rivers
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." ~ Herman Wouk
“When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life; now that I’m old, I know it is." ~ Oscar Wilde
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." ~ Herbert Hoover
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.” —Addison H. Hallock
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
"Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due." ~Author Unknown
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” -Henny Youngman
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping." ~ Bo Derek
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
"Don’t stay in bed unless you make money in bed." ~ George Burns
"Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street." ~ Jay Leno
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money." ~ Henny Youngman
“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown