"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” - Jenny McCarthy
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
"Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due." ~Author Unknown
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” -Henny Youngman
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
"I’m so poor I can’t pay attention." ~ Ron Kittle
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
"Most people work just hard enough to not get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit." ~ George Carline
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." ~ Herbert Hoover
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
“If you think money doesn’t grow on trees, you ain’t checking every limb.” – Chamillionaire
“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”— Will Rogers
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." ~ Herman Wouk
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.” —Addison H. Hallock
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