“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”—Joan Rivers
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." ~ Herman Wouk
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” - Jenny McCarthy
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with." ~From a Washington Post word contest
“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” -Henny Youngman
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
"I’m so poor I can’t pay attention." ~ Ron Kittle
“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.” — Steven Wright
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
"Don’t stay in bed unless you make money in bed." ~ George Burns
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention." ~Ron Kittle
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single.” – Billy Crystal
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
"If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
Go to BabaMail
