“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." ~ Herbert Hoover
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” -Henny Youngman
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy beer." ~ Gary Reilly
"Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate." ~ Mark Twain
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
"Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it." ~ William Somerset Maugham
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
"I’m so poor I can’t pay attention." ~ Ron Kittle
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.” – Family Guy
“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.” – Steve Martin
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." ~Author Unknown
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for plastic surgery." ~ Joan Rivers
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
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