"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number ou get in a diamond"- Mae West
"To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you've lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"The trouble with always trying to preserve the health of the body is that it is so difficult to do without destroying the health of the mind." - G.K. Chesterton
"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook"- Julia Child
"I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me"- Fred Allen.
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." —Jackie Mason
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."- Steven Write
"I only workout, because I really really like donuts."
- Unknown
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigeratir are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all"- Joey Adams
"I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward." - John Mortimer
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." —Jackie Mason
"Never eat more than you can lift"- Miss Piggy.
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"I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets."- Dolly Parton
“It’s bizarre that the [grocery store] produce manager is more important to my children’s health than the pediatrician.”
Unknown
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.”
Sammie
"I will never break up with my gym. We just seem to workout."
- Unknown.
"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away." —Robert Orben
"If you want to know the correct way to perform an exercise, the answer is: Whatever hurts most."
- Jason Love.
"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it." —Lily Tomlin
"Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate!"
- Unknown.
“I have removed all the bad food from my house, it was delicious.”
"To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times." —Mark Twain
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." —Mark Twain
"I can sympathize with people's pains but not with their pleasures. There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness." - Aldous Huxley
"Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge"- Don Kardong
“I don’t deserve a Songwriters Hall of Fame Award. But fifteen years ago, I had a brain operation and I didn’t deserve that, either. So I’ll keep it.”
Don Kardong.
"Fitness: If it came in a bottle, everyone would have a great body."
- Cher.
"My inner advisor is dying to heal me." - Astrid Alauda
“It’s a bit unnerving That doctors call what they do practice.”
Unknown
"The best abs exercise is five sets of stop eating so much..."
– Lazar Angelov
“Excercise? I thought you said extra fries.”
"I've always enjoyed poor health." —Taylor Caldwell
"Men scream and go crazy in the gym. I'm a silent workout partner, but when my adrenaline gets up, I talk trash."
- Fergie
"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer." - Clement Freud
"Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches." - V.L. Allineare
"Health is merely the slowest way someone can die."
"Many so-called spiritual people, they overeat, drink too much, they smoke and don't exercise. But they do go to church every week and pray 'Please help my arthritis. Please help me bring up my strength, make me young again.'"
- Jack LaLanne
"I don't get why people pay to exercise in a gym when it's free to not exercise."
- Bridger Winegar
"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." —Redd Foxx
"If your doctor's last name is Google, it's time to get a second opinion…" - Toni Bernhard, J.D.
"My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit."
- Phyllis Dille
"Warning... I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake... which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore, so proceed with caution!"
"Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them." - Martin H. Fischer
“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.” —Redd Fox
"I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's sensational pleasures." - Robert Benchley
"When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away."
- Robert M. Hutchins.
"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory"- Albert Schweitzer
"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away." —Robert Orben
“Never eat more than you can lift.”
Miss Piggy
“I tried every diet that was in the book, I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.”
Dolly Parton
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." —Erma Bombeck
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