"I will never break up with my gym. We just seem to workout."
- Unknown.
"I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. he other two are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves"
"My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." —Milton Berle
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not." - Mark Twain
"I go to the gym three days a week. You have to or else - I don't want to be the guy that dies shoveling snow."
- Douglas Coupland
"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." —Redd Foxx
“Anorexia is a disease not a fashion statement.”
Brooke
"A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends." - Kin Hubbard
“Anywhere is walking distance if you have got the time.”
Steven Wright
"Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane." - Philip K. Dick
"Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate!"
- Unknown.
“It’s a bit unnerving That doctors call what they do practice.”
Unknown
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." - Dr. Seuss
“Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.”
Tom Waits
"Some people would fall in or out of love with you if you lose or gain a few kilos."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"I don't get why people pay to exercise in a gym when it's free to not exercise."
- Bridger Winegar
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." —Fran Lebowitz
“Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches.”
Unknown
"Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them." - Martin H. Fischer
"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it." —Lily Toml
"There's lots of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it." - Josh Billings
"My inner advisor is dying to heal me." - Astrid Alauda
"I consider my refusal to go to the gym today as resistance training ."
- Immortal Souls.
“I don’t deserve a Songwriters Hall of Fame Award. But fifteen years ago, I had a brain operation and I didn’t deserve that, either. So I’ll keep it.”
Don Kardong.
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." —Woody Allen
"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer." - Clement Freud
"Older people shouldn't eat health food. They need all the preservatives they can get." —Robert Orben
"To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you've lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass." - Leslie Grimutter
“Fond of doctors, little health, Fond of lawyers, little wealth.”
Proverb
"When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms, their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture."
- Douglas Coupland
"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away." —Robert Orben
"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor"- Joan Rivers
"I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back." - Richard Lewis
“Half the modern could drugs well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them.”
Unknown
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” —Mark Twain
"The best abs exercise is five sets of stop eating so much..."
– Lazar Angelov
"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon." - Doug Larson
“The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you are not in shape for it, its too far to walk back.”
Andy Rooney
“I like long walks especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
Fred Allen
"I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing."
- Marsha Doble
"Take the admission to the gym to avoid the admission to the hospital."
- Amit Kalantri
"Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge"- Don Kardong
“I am convinced digestion is the great secret to life.”
Sydney Smith
"I am dying with the help of too many physicians." — Unknown
"Many so-called spiritual people, they overeat, drink too much, they smoke and don't exercise. But they do go to church every week and pray 'Please help my arthritis. Please help me bring up my strength, make me young again.'"
- Jack LaLanne
"If your doctor's last name is Google, it's time to get a second opinion…" - Toni Bernhard, J.D.
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." —Fran Lebowitz
"My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit."
- Phyllis Dille
"I am dying with the help of too many physicians." —Alexander the Great
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