"Doctors are always working to preserve our health and cooks to destroy it, but the latter are the more often successful." - Denis Diderot
"The best abs exercise is five sets of stop eating so much..."
– Lazar Angelov
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."- Steven Write
"The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, 'If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down'" - Rita Rudner
"Health is merely the slowest way someone can die."
"Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane." - Philip K. Dick
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." - Dr. Seuss
“Excercise? I thought you said extra fries.”
"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory"- Albert Schweitzer
"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor"- Joan Rivers
"My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass." - Leslie Grimutter
"I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. he other two are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves"
"A hospital is no place to be sick." —Samuel Goldwyn
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits." - Author unknown
"I've always enjoyed poor health." —Taylor Caldwell
"A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends." - Kin Hubbard
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigeratir are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all"- Joey Adams
"I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises."
- Neil Armstrong.
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself." —Mickey Mantle
"My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." —Milton Berle
"Let's have a moment of silence for all those Americans who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle."
- Earl Blumenauer.
“Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches.”
Unknown
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back"- Franklin P. Jones
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." —Jackie Mason
"Men make use of their illnesses at least as much as they are made use of by them." - Aldous Huxley
"My inner advisor is dying to heal me." - Astrid Alauda
"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it." —Lily Tomlin
"Older people shouldn't eat health food. They need all the preservatives they can get." —Robert Orben
"Men scream and go crazy in the gym. I'm a silent workout partner, but when my adrenaline gets up, I talk trash."
- Fergie
“It’s bizarre that the [grocery store] produce manager is more important to my children’s health than the pediatrician.”
Unknown
"If your doctor's last name is Google, it's time to get a second opinion…" - Toni Bernhard, J.D.
"My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." —Milton Berle
"Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!" - Tommy Smothers
"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away." —Robert Orben
"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it." —Lily Toml
"Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge"- Don Kardong
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not." - Mark Twain
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." —Fran Lebowitz
"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Edgar Allen Poe
“Anorexia is a disease not a fashion statement.”
Brooke
“Fond of doctors, little health, Fond of lawyers, little wealth.”
Proverb
"If you want to know the correct way to perform an exercise, the answer is: Whatever hurts most."
- Jason Love.
"When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away."
- Robert M. Hutchins.
"There's lots of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it." - Josh Billings
"How sickness enlarges the dimension of a man's self to himself!"- Charles Lamb
"Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches." - V.L. Allineare
"I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing."
- Marsha Doble
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number ou get in a diamond"- Mae West
“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.”- Erik Satie
"Eating words has never given me indigestion." —Winston Churchill
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