"Some people would fall in or out of love with you if you lose or gain a few kilos."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." - Dr. Seuss
“Anywhere is walking distance if you have got the time.”
Steven Wright
"If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor."
- Christiaan Barnard
“It’s a bit unnerving That doctors call what they do practice.”
Unknown
"How sickness enlarges the dimension of a man's self to himself!"- Charles Lamb
"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away." —Robert Orben
"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon." - Doug Larson
“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.” —Redd Fox
"Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches." - V.L. Allineare
"Let's have a moment of silence for all those Americans who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle."
- Earl Blumenauer.
"There's lots of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it." - Josh Billings
"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined." - Samuel Goldwyn
"The trouble with always trying to preserve the health of the body is that it is so difficult to do without destroying the health of the mind." - G.K. Chesterton
"I am dying with the help of too many physicians." — Unknown
"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." —Redd Foxx
"Eating words has never given me indigestion." —Winston Churchill
"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor"- Joan Rivers
"Health is merely the slowest way someone can die."
"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer." - Clement Freud
"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away." —Robert Orben
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." —Mark Twain
"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it." —Lily Toml
"My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit."
- Phyllis Dille
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