“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.”
Sammie
"Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches." - V.L. Allineare
“It’s a bit unnerving That doctors call what they do practice.”
Unknown
"Men scream and go crazy in the gym. I'm a silent workout partner, but when my adrenaline gets up, I talk trash."
- Fergie
"I will never break up with my gym. We just seem to workout."
- Unknown.
“The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money"
“I have removed all the bad food from my house, it was delicious.”
"Eating words has never given me indigestion." —Winston Churchill
"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night." —Dave Barry
"Doctors are always working to preserve our health and cooks to destroy it, but the latter are the more often successful." - Denis Diderot
"How sickness enlarges the dimension of a man's self to himself!"- Charles Lamb
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself." —Mickey Mantle
“The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you are not in shape for it, its too far to walk back.”
Andy Rooney
"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook"- Julia Child
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."- Steven Write
"My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." —Milton Berle
"I am dying with the help of too many physicians." —Alexander the Great
"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon." - Doug Larson
"My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit."
- Phyllis Dille
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back"- Franklin P. Jones
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." —Mark Twain
“Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.”
Tom Waits
"Men make use of their illnesses at least as much as they are made use of by them." - Aldous Huxley
"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it." —Lily Tomlin
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