“Excercise? I thought you said extra fries.”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.”
Sammie
"I go to the gym three days a week. You have to or else - I don't want to be the guy that dies shoveling snow."
- Douglas Coupland
“Fond of doctors, little health, Fond of lawyers, little wealth.”
Proverb
"Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane." - Philip K. Dick
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with ass****s." - William Gibson
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." —Jackie Mason
"I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me"- Fred Allen.
"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer." - Clement Freud
"When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away."
- Robert M. Hutchins.
“It’s bizarre that the [grocery store] produce manager is more important to my children’s health than the pediatrician.”
Unknown
"Some people would fall in or out of love with you if you lose or gain a few kilos."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it." —Lily Tomlin
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." —Mark Twain
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." —Fran Lebowitz
"Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?" —George Carlin
"I consider my refusal to go to the gym today as resistance training ."
- Immortal Souls.
"We pay our gym membership for the permission to exercise in the gym, not for the owner(s) of the gym to exercise for us."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana.
"You ever look for the remote control, but you can't find it, so you just decide, 'Ah, guess I'm not watching TV. I'm not gonna take two steps and turn it on myself. I'll go to the gym if I'm going to work out.'"
- Jim Gaffigan.
“Anorexia is a disease not a fashion statement.”
Brooke
"I only workout, because I really really like donuts."
- Unknown
"Men scream and go crazy in the gym. I'm a silent workout partner, but when my adrenaline gets up, I talk trash."
- Fergie
“All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.” —Alexander Woollcott
“The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you are not in shape for it, its too far to walk back.”
Andy Rooney