We should make like your parents and split.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
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