Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
"It's not me, it's you!"
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
I think we need to become better strangers.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
We should make like your parents and split.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Can we still share a netflix account?
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
You look like my future ex wife.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
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