Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
"It's not me, it's you!"
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
You looked better when I was drunk.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
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