Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
You are so right. And I am so left.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
You look like my future ex wife.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
We should make like your parents and split.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
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