Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
We're donion rings.
I really like you. So does my wife.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
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