Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
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