I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
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