Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
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