I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
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