Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
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