You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
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