Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
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