Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Hello there, how do you brew?
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
You're such a TEAse.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
I’m soy into you.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?