Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.