I like the way you espresso yourself.
You're such a TEAse.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Hello there, how do you brew?
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
I’m soy into you.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.