Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.