They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?