I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
There’s snow one like you.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
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