I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
God was just showing off when he made you.
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