Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
There’s snow one like you.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
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