Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?