I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
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