If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
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