I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
There’s snow one like you.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
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