Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
God was just showing off when he made you.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"