Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
There’s snow one like you.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
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