Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I want you more than I want world peace.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.