Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Are you a model?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
I've only got three months to live.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?