You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Are you a model?
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.