Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Are you a model?
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.