Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Are you a model?
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
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