You had me at taco.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
I really caribou-t you.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Haida there, gorgeous.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.