You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).