Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
"My cat doesn't like you."
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
"You deserve better and so do I."
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."