Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
"You deserve better and so do I."
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
You looked better when I was drunk.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
We're donion rings.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
We should make like your parents and split.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Let’s make like a banana and split.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
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