What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.