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Jokes > Tags > Tortilla chip

Tortilla chip

Avocado Puns
What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?
“You are all I avo wanted.”
What did the guy at the party say when he realized there was nothing left to dip his tortilla chip in?
“I’ve hit guac bottom.”
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.”
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