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Fruit Puns
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Turtle Puns
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Chocolate Puns
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
One Liners for Kids
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
Toucan Puns
Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.
Pea Puns
Peas excuse how bad this pun is.
Meat Puns
No one likes sausage puns, they are the wurst!
Potato Puns
Potato puns are a-peeling.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
Biology Puns
Do you find bone puns humerus?
Cat Puns
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
Bone Puns
I find bone puns very
Humerus.
History Puns
Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant.
Werewolf Puns
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Monster Puns
Vampires love corny jokes and puns. I don't think they're funny, but it's probably to do with them being pun-dead.
Mouse Puns
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Chemistry Puns
Wanna hear a pun about gold? AU!
Puns
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Not all math puns are bad.
Just sum.
An unlucky skydiver's last pun: 'Ah chute!'
A Pun, a Play on Words, and a Limerick walk into a bar....
No Joke.
Mother Puns
These aren't your mom's puns, these are your sisters puns. Tam-puns
Laundry Puns
Laundry puns?
I got loads of them.
St. Patrick's Day Puns
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Pun Puns
How were these puns about puns?
They were pun-questionably pun-fortunate!
How would you describe a pun about a pun?
They're pun-ishingly bad!
What did the pun mom say to the new pun dad?
We have a pun in the oven!
What a pun's dream job?
To be an acu-pun-cturist!
What's a pun's best trait?
His pun-ctuality!
What type of apartment does a pun live in?
The pun-thouse!
Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...
Number.
Why was the pun a bad comedian?
He never got the pun-chline right!
What happened when the pun misbehaved in school?
He was pun-alized with detention!
Why did the two puns go to camp together?
They wanted to be pun-kmates!
What did the pun say to his annoying colleague?
You're being pun-reasonable right now!
Have you ever tried to write your own puns?
It's a fairly difficult pun-dertaking!
Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didn't use proper pun-ctuation!
WOOD you tell give some wood puns?
What's a pun's favorite movie?
It's a Punderful Life!
Funny Family Poems
Aunt Kitty who lived in the city
Was thought to be quite witty.
She could make us all laugh
‘Till we cracked in half.
Then gaze at us with such pity.
Bread Puns
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Pumpkin Puns
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
Physics Puns
Physics puns are no joke. It’s a relatively dark matter.
The frequency of bad physics puns on this category...

It hertz.
Dad Puns
The only good pun is a dad pun
but who am I kidding?
Eye Puns
Bad puns are how eye roll.
This eye pun couldn't be any cornea.
The Burning Questions of Life
These innocent-looking questions are actually cleverly crafted: Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, which side would it fall on? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? How did a fool and his money get together in the first place? Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? What's another word for thesaurus? Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Violin Puns
The police came to arrest me after I tried to play my cat like a violin
They are charging me with Kitty Fiddling.
Bee Puns
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
Vehicle Puns
Car puns are really tiring
The Cat Poem
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, and sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, and someone nice to scratch my back, for windowsills all warm and bright, for shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay cool, and keep the secret feline rule, to never tell a human that the world is really ruled by cats!
Salad Puns
I had a salad pun, but I tossed it
Book Puns
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Egg Puns
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
Wine Puns
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Funny Aging Quotes
“Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.” - Kitty O’Neill Collins
Mushroom Puns
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
Rain Puns
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.